
Santa Claus has a dog
Whose name is Paws
Paws has reindeer friends
And always lends them pens
But his straight line has some bends
He stole the elf’s pudding, which was quite wrong
Then he would sing a song about the elf’s wrongs
“With a bong and a clong,
You are foolish. You are always
blueish and never not brutish”
Then one day Santa gave him coal
And then his soul felt like a troll,
Freezing in the North Pole
So that’s how he learnt his lesson!